Oh look, another move-to-earn project, because clearly, STEPN and Walken weren’t enough. This time, StepMania wants you to "turn steps into coins" on TON. Yep, just by walking around, you can earn rewards (or at least some digital breadcrumbs that may or may not be worth anything).

The twist? It’s launching via Telegram, so you don’t need to install another app—just hand over your Apple Health or Google Health data and let StepMania do its thing. And hey, at least it’s not NFT-gated, so no need to drop a small fortune on sneakers just to play the game.

Backing this? The Open Platform (TOP), which also threw money at Notcoin and that Flappy Bird revival. You know, the same TON ecosystem that's been pushing games like crazy lately. StepMania promises squad challenges, leaderboards, and partnerships with brands and wearables—because clearly, we all need more ways to flex our daily steps.

Will this be the next Notcoin, or just another move-to-earn treadmill to nowhere? Only time will tell. But hey, if you're already walking, might as well farm some coins while you're at it. Just don’t expect to retire off this. 😆