Just when you thought the NFT trading cards were as Trumpian as it could get, guess what? The Donald is launching a blockchain-based real estate sim that’s essentially Monopoly Go with a MAGA twist. If you were hoping for something completely original, good news—Bill Zanker (Trump’s hype man) says this game is 100% not like Monopoly Go. Because, you know, when it comes to Trump ventures, there are no rip-offs. Only… innovations.

So, what’s in store? Well, here’s a quick rundown:

🎲 Roll across a virtual board

🏢 Build structures (probably very luxurious ones)

💰 Earn in-game currency (backed by, what, patriotism?)

👀 Possibly pump a memecoin (because why not?)

But don’t you dare compare it to Monopoly Go, says Zanker’s spokesperson, because this is clearly a groundbreaking, never-seen-before idea. (Except for that one time Trump tried to buy rights to Trump: The Game, which was literally Monopoly but louder. Hasbro was like, “Nah, we didn’t license anything.”)

Apparently, this project has been cooking since before Trump even took office, which is either the most dedicated gaming project ever or a long-term scam to tokenize Mar-a-Lago. Who knows?

This latest venture is just one part of Trump’s crypto multiverse, which also includes: 🦸 Trump as an NFT superhero (because, why not?)

💥 A memecoin called FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT LLC

💸 A failed stablecoin attempt (don’t worry, it’s fine)

🪙 A DeFi project that’s extremely Web2 with the name “World Liberty Financial”

⚒️ Bitcoin mining investment via Hut 8

Blockchain mechanics? Smart contracts? Tokenomics? Nah, no details yet—but when the brand is this strong, who needs ‘em? 🚀

What’s next, though? TrumpLand Metaverse with NFT condos and a DAO-based Apprentice game? Or is this just another Trump-branded pump with a Monopoly skin?

Either way, I’m ready to long BoardwalkCoin and stake it for Get Out of Jail Free cards.